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Wife Demotivational Poster


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am, #225276
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am, #225249
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


WEDDING CAKE -




OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: pistorius gun murder wife
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

MashiMashi - February 18, 2013, 10:02 pm, #243584
Rise of the CYBORGS
Brawler - February 15, 2013, 10:22 am, #243482
Oscar said in court: "I wanted to take her out, so.... I took her out":D
ughomer - February 14, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243472
How profound is this???


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am, #183218

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm, #166331
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm, #166318
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.


TAGS: hair funny blond wife
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - August 18, 2014, 11:37 pm, #256265
"Back from the groomer, already?"
champ99 - January 12, 2012, 11:49 am, #227511
Talk about b*** ugly...
gas - January 11, 2012, 5:44 pm, #227483
seems to have the same hairdresser than Coppola's Dracula


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am, #181868
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am, #156096
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm, #132354
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm, #132335
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm, #128429
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am, #128364
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am, #128155
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm, #128141
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm, #128140
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm, #128122
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm, #128119
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm, #128110
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm, #128090
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm, #229714

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am, #172957
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm, #221397
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm, #221351
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.


TAGS: military wife kia war marine
Rating: 4.68/5

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Krissie - July 4, 2011, 11:29 am, #220957
5sad lions.... :'(


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.64/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm, #177726
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #122446
SPF one million


MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.


TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am, #228121
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm, #227984
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm, #227974
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !


my wife went shopping yesterday -


TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm, #255891
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.


EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am, #223852
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.




WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am, #102878
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am, #102876
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am, #102420
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm, #102109
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm, #102107
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm, #102106
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm, #102105
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm, #102104
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm, #101996
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm, #101914
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm, #239451
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am, #223055
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




EX WIFE VISIT -


TAGS: exwife new ride
Rating: 4.88/5

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NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 3:00 pm, #218448
5weet
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:37 am, #218415
Airwoman. 5.


THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.




LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?


TAGS: loyalty dog wife trunk happy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Jenna3220 - June 26, 2012, 6:57 pm, #236663
Sick and disrespectful. What's wrong with you?
Peso - August 31, 2011, 1:04 pm, #223754
Just wrong. A fallen Military member is barely dead a week and you use his image.
caveman - August 29, 2011, 8:55 am, #223667
Great first poster, 5 L's for you
hktb40 - August 27, 2011, 1:43 pm, #223591
sooooo true. nice job


MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turng**
Rating: 3.58/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am, #224976
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm, #224960
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call


TAGS: phone boring ex wife
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:36 am, #237595
I've an aunt who's like that as well. And once in awhile, I'll get a chatty caller who takes 10+ minutes to make a reservation that could have been done in 2min


NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.




I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - but this is more fun!


TAGS: wife spank
Rating: 4.84/5

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MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?


TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:59 pm, #245048
This would happen to my ex girlfriend... And it only took pronouncing her name once, no mirror. Creepy, huh? No joke.
GaryO - March 5, 2013, 1:38 pm, #244064
Yes, 5L, all that. Quite refreshing series
Silverheart - March 5, 2013, 12:10 pm, #244061
Makes me glad that my ex-wife has a very uncommon name. Like mariand said; excellent series of posters, 5Ls all around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:04 am, #244059
I was yelling at the cat...I said Walter, Walter, Walter..........Funny name for a woman?!?
mariand - March 5, 2013, 8:44 am, #244057
lol...excellent series of posters, steve...


BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm, #73019
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm, #69166
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am, #44121
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am, #34504
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am, #27044
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


compromise -




YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm, #209734
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am, #209502
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am, #209494
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am, #209492
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am, #209484

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


ABANDON ALL HOPE -


TAGS: arguing with wife
Rating: 4.76/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 6, 2012, 3:51 pm, #227327
You marry Miss Right, and then discover her first name is Always.
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:28 am, #227319
You can never be right.
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:57 am, #227315
yeah... even if you're right


OF COURSE I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU - It's just that, if you are here, who's guarding the Gates of Hell?


TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244111
Easy: Her ex's pet dog.
Rudedog - March 5, 2013, 12:20 pm, #244062
Funny and all too scary


FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221345
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am, #175549
LOL


CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm, #68393
The word you're looking for is clarity.


WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin


TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm, #211994

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm, #211980
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "f*** tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm, #211979
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm, #211963
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm, #211941
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana f*** tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.


Pay Back's A Bitch -




WIVES - for those times when a yes or no question needs a 30 minute long answer


TAGS: wife nag nag nag
Rating: 4.82/5

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MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm, #242149
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm, #234331
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm, #234278

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


IN MY HOUSE... -




ARGUING -


TAGS: altercation wife last word mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am, #245029
Wife having last word implies that she, at some point, stops talking. 5Ls anyways
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:29 pm, #244977
I got the final word once. Nothing trumps "divorce!" Full custody for me, no visitation rights for you.
mariand - April 8, 2013, 12:34 pm, #244959
lol...thanks ;)
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:26 pm, #244958
as a husband, I confirm officially. 5


HONEY I'M HOME. - I was thinking about you all day at work.




HE WAS PRETTY ANNOYING -


TAGS: ex wife brother in law
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:40 am, #235056
lol... this is funny!


WHAT IS THIS COSPLAY YOU SPEAK OF WOMAN? -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm, #92783
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm, #92782
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm, #92771
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am, #92744
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.




AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

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Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm, #215217
Hunnic wife?


REINCARNATION - So, my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said, "You have to come back as something different". So she says, "I want come back as a Cow" I said " Your not listening to me"


TAGS: wife reincarnation cow
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - July 12, 2011, 11:47 am, #221306
must.... not... correct YOU'RE mistake... :P 5L anyway


DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS? -


TAGS: bum look right wrong wife
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by caveman

whocares0 - August 17, 2011, 10:15 pm, #223120
JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!
rnbw00 - August 17, 2011, 4:36 pm, #223105
Personally, I think it looks excellent.
440wakeup - August 17, 2011, 11:41 am, #223099
champagne problems
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2011, 11:38 am, #223098
I'm guessing that the closest 440 comes to a "real man" is the male nurse that brings his meds....
440wakeup - August 17, 2011, 11:01 am, #223097
A real man turns into the TORp***.....run u[p motor-boat it then demand a***-***. After a few times, she'll stop asking, unless she wants a***-***. Champagne problems my brother champagne problems.
mariand - August 17, 2011, 9:15 am, #223094
I'm in the last phase...everything it's too obvious 5L
Greeny - August 17, 2011, 5:54 am, #223089
The 5tages a man must face - Doomed to lie about it, Losing the ability to lie convincingly, No longer being asked because of the obvious...
Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 12:52 am, #223081
I think it's Jerry's face in the background that sells it.


MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.


TAGS: marriage angry wife neener
Rating: 4.52/5

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 10:15 pm, #223774
YES I KNOW THAT LOOK
5150monkeylove - October 5, 2010, 10:45 pm, #196899
5L so true!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 6:38 pm, #196887

awesome...very nice dude
tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 12:02 pm, #196862
Very cute.


BONUS MONEY - Hide it better next time


TAGS: money wife mad
Rating: 4.48/5

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holymoly - January 5, 2012, 5:37 pm, #227301
Thanx Lord....My first poster. was hoping it would be worthy
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm, #227300

lolz.....EPIC!!!!!!


SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE SHE'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE HER MOTHER.




RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE COMPUTERS - They also have troubleshoot options


TAGS: cheater wife gun
Rating: 3.88/5

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IMadeThisAccoutToTellYouThatPicIsFake - June 23, 2012, 10:56 pm, #236554
This scene was staged.


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm, #127330
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




SLEEP TALKER... -


TAGS: sleep talk wife listen mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 29, 2012, 2:53 pm, #239547
Nice. She complains about me talking and even jumping out of bed in my sleep. I could really mess with her pretending to be asleep. Why have I not thought of that before? 5L!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 11:09 am, #239509
hehehe...it was a time when I was afraid of what I could talk while I was sleeping... but anyway, it can be easily denied.
Bull - September 28, 2012, 10:54 am, #239508
Lol, nice. I've been there before.
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 9:04 am, #239503
Oh, this is good. Tried that once, years ago….once. She hadn’t developed her sense of humor quite yet. You’d think the velocity of a pillow is rather harmless……not. My ear rang for days.


Talk To Me -


TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm, #252585
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm, #252584
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am, #252212
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm, #252205
but........but.......


LET'S TALK ABOUT TALKING -




WHEN YOU ARE SICK -


TAGS: sick wife bad life man
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:16 pm, #222626
lol... I don't believe ya


HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm, #175489
I gotta try them things.


HAPPILY MARRIED -


TAGS: 50 wife hubby offer
Rating: 4.58/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 28, 2011, 4:37 pm, #222042
50? Kinda steep don't you think? Kinda sounds like you're throwing a h** dog down a hallway at that price LAWL!
spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:21 pm, #222007
LMAO!
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:48 pm, #221988
5uperb


CHERISHED PHOTOS -


TAGS: locket wife silver cherished ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:28 am, #222678
Tags right, Title wrong.. WTF?!
mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:41 pm, #222628
lol...funny 5L


SIGNIFICANT OTHERS -




WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive


TAGS: wedding man wife wal mart sports goods auto
Rating: 4.32/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm, #194703
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm, #194695
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm, #166380
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm, #166348
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


MARRIAGE 101 - Make no mistake; they do care about where you two will end up eating. They just want to choose from a list of every restaurant you've Ever heard of; excluding the ones you like.




BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.




SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen




EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others




ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR - She ain't heavy, she's the wife.


TAGS: wife huaband beer
Rating: 3.67/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:26 pm, #231687
(carebear BANNED)


FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion


TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am, #210261
d*** thats all i can say


Interrupting -


TAGS: marriage wife spouse
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 10:44 am, #260902
Thanks.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:58 pm, #260877
Favorite Redhead gives me enough time to rant that I can get it out of my system, THEN he drops a humor bomb on me---- end of rant!! However, the couple across the street? They make this hilarious!!!! 5 very quietly laughing lions!


TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am, #260729
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm, #260723

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260720

5o good.


WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF - My wife puts them on and kicks my ass!




BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


TAGS: wife wedding woman marriage bigamy
Rating: 4.58/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm, #232739
5L from me. Need I mention that I'm married?


WATCH WHAT YOU SAY - I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


TAGS: women age wife
Rating: 4.55/5

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WHATEVER YOU CALL IT - Grog, brew, piss, hooch, liquid courage, sauce, lager, a cold one, stubbie, liquid gold. I call it the reason my wife and i are still together


TAGS: beer wife love hate life
Rating: 4.35/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:31 pm, #234388
u def.need to stop drinking it. It's bad for ur health :P
Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:08 pm, #229644
LoL!


REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm, #170303
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.




NOW I UNDERSTAND! -


TAGS: at least the wife bought it
Rating: 4.13/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2010, 7:38 am, #200684
Hmm, not sure if that explains why the massage parlor gives you preferred parking. ;)


DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




DOMINOS -




THE WIFE - thats right woman, you are my trophy now start acting like it!




IT'S ALL MY FAULT - I'll be sitting here until my wife calms down She asked: "What's on the TV?" and I answered: "Dust."


TAGS: upset wife
Rating: 3.69/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:50 pm, #156009
classic joke look at 85735 for a different spin


EX-WIFE -


TAGS: wife
Rating: 3.38/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:02 am, #36954
Nice earrings.


THINK YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE? -


TAGS: wife court
Rating: 3.12/5

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LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 3:29 pm, #179665
that is true...
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:20 am, #179629
HOWEVER, depending on the offense and the nature of their relationship, you might find many spouses more than willing to testify.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:20 am, #179628
In the states it is. I'm too lazy to look up other places.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:19 am, #179627
You do not have to testify against your spouse, that is correct.
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 11:19 am, #179626
i have been watching Breaking Bad and the reason that Skylar won't divorce Walt is because they won't be able to get her to testify against him if they are still married is that true in real life?
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:17 am, #97037
Right on the $$ Ron...it's a 5 Poodler


Sir...Your Sensitive Side Is Showing -


TAGS: sensitive men death wife chores
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2014, 8:16 pm, #255821
POOM! 5
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:02 pm, #255805
And you too...check out the dirty laundry!
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:01 pm, #255804
What you laughing at? You should see the dirty dishes!
Bandit5906 - July 22, 2014, 12:09 pm, #255801
Good way to measure! LMAO
Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 7:30 am, #255796
5LMAO...


Cheating -




GITCHY GOO -


TAGS: startle alien wife
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - August 6, 2012, 9:54 am, #238138
lol


MOTI-REAL -


TAGS: smart ass wife kitchen regret
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 4:47 pm, #193421
5L! most clever
fascistfrenchman - August 17, 2010, 10:59 pm, #189824
5 Lions, no points off for improper spelling of themselves.
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:06 am, #189610
it's so life like
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am, #189609
5 alrewady been done lions


Blonde Moment #2 -


TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am, #254278
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am, #254277
This tale... Rings a bell.


Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am, #253063
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am, #253061
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm, #253060
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm, #253055
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


LET ME GUESS... - This is your wife's car?


TAGS: wife car
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bovee - January 31, 2013, 1:51 pm, #242970
I really like this. Id shoot myself before getting into it but still great poster 5L's


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